Me: “You’re obligated under the rules to provide bank statements.”
Client: “I don’t have bank statements.”
Me: “So login to your online account and download them.”
Client: “I don’t know my password.”
Me: “If you go into the bank, they can print them for you and help you with your password.”
Client: “But I don’t have time to go to the bank.”
Me: *Internal screaming*
Me: “You’re obligated under the rules to provide bank statements.” Client: “I don’t have bank statements.” Me: “So login to your online account and download them.” Client: “I don’t know my password.” Me: “If you go into the bank, they can print them for you and help you with your password.” Client: “But I don’t have time to go to the bank.” Me: *Internal screaming*